
Lola: So in the scene where Claire kisses Dylan, is that like a passionate kiss or is it just a sweet one?
Blair: I’ve got this one, Humphrey. First off, if you had done your homework you would know the answer. I mean, even Gossip Girl knows that.
Lola: Who’s Gossip Girl?
Blair: I thought this theater company was professional. Have you never heard of research? Log on and learn everything you need to know about me, stat. But you can skip my entire freshman year of college. Secondly, Claire would never kiss Dylan passionately, ever. If she had to kiss him at all it would be perfunctory, like shaking someone’s hand or petting a dog.
Lola: I-I don’t understand.
Dan: It’s because you’re listening to the ramblings of a deranged person. Blair, go home.
Blair: Are you intentionally being obtuse? I mean, a Claire-Dylan kiss would mean nothing. Do you mind if I show her?
Dan: Actually, I do.
Blair: It should look like this.

